Pain Applicators For Sale

In our free time (ha!) N and I enjoy making wood paddles and mean sticks. After a few requests and one demand (Hi, piece!) I’ve finally hectored N into giving me the stuff I need to set up a page of our wares.

We offer a variety of wood in a range of styles, in two sizes. All of the paddles are cut and sanded by hand, conditioned with Tung Oil and sealed with clear lacquer. They are all 3/4″ thick, lengths vary by order. They can be wiped down with antibacterial wipes if needed.

Starting with the white wood, going clockwise: Maple, cherry, paduak, walnut, purpleheart, cherry, purpleheart open round, oak heart, open round walnut in the middle.

Our small paddles come in three shapes: heart, round, and open round. The heart paddles are 11″ long and the round and open round paddles are 11 1/2″ long, including handles. We offer a variety of wood choices: paduak, purpleheart, maple, walnut, mahogany, oak, and cherry.

Variety of small paddles we offer.

The large frat-style paddles are 19 1/2″ long, including the handle, and have eight holes drilled through in two rows of four, with a double arch at the top reminiscent of the tip of a heart. They also come in paduak, purpleheart, maple, walnut, mahogany, oak, and cherry.

The large "frat-style" paddles we offer. Mahogany, paduak, and maple from left to right.

If you are interested in anything we have to offer or have any questions, please don’t hesitate to email me at! I’ll answer your questions as soon as I can. 🙂

5 thoughts on “Pain Applicators For Sale

    • N is very fond of helping property experience their most enjoyably hated experiences. Feel free to drop me a line at alwayshistora @ gmail . com if you would like to know any more. Please tell Vix I said hi. 😀

    • Thanks, Vix. I can’t take even most of the credit…those are all N’s babies. He designed them, did all the rough work, I did the fine sanding and oiling, and He sealed them.

      Ignore what I wrote to Red, will ya? 😀

  1. I can testify that N’s paddles are excellent! Tora gave me a solid, round one as a wedding gift, and I love it. Mostly I have to play gently with it, but given the opportunity, I once made a grown man cry in very short order.

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