I Fixed it For Ya

If anyone knows the original author of this, please let me know and I will be sure to give due credit for it, and link to the original.

I just saw this posted in the response section of a K&P writing. Sifting through all the holier-than-thou BS that accumulates as “awsum stuf” on K&P reminds me why I’m better off not reading it. No wonder I want to yell “Get offa ma lawn” more and more.

Some spiel about real dominants, with the original in bold and my edits below in italics

I am a dominant man. I am just that.

I am a dominant. I am just that.

I am not dominant because of any superiority on my part.

I may or may not be superior to you. Not all people are created equal and I am intelligent enough to recognize this.

Not because I feel I am more intelligent, or wiser.

I may be more intelligent than others, or wiser.

I am not dominant because of the strength or mass of my body.

Dominance by force and oppression may be in my repertoire.

 I am not, nor would I want to be dominant with all women.

I am not, nor would I want to be dominant with all people.

Yet to you, I am Master.

I am your Master only after earning your trust and I embrace your submissiveness.

I am your Master because we both entered into a inequal relationship in which I retain most, if not all, authority and you acquiesce.

I have looked into your heart and mind and clearly see your desires and passions.

We have exchanged goals, hopes, and fantasies and know each other well.

You have thrown away your fears and inhibitions.

Together we have learned more about what we can do, will do, and will not do.

You tell me of the needs of your heart and body. You have given me total access to your soul, and I accept the responsibility and honor. You are a woman. You are not weak or inferior because of it.

You are my partner. You may or may not be weaker than I or inferior to me.

You are a treasure to be cherished. We are not equal.

You are my partner, not a Faberge egg. We are not equal.

I have the strength of body and mind and the instinctive need to protect, possess, defend and provide for you.

I am a human being who will do as we agree within our relationship without letting the rest of the world define what is required or forbidden in our relationship.

You are a woman and instinctively stronger of will and heart.

You are my partner.

Your belief in me gives me courage and direction.

We both find ourselves in our relationship.

Your strength disperses my doubt.

Our relationship benefits us both.

Your needs and desires encourage and give purpose to my efforts.

Seeing our growth and success encourages me to continue.

We are not equal. We are halves of a whole. We compliment each other and make each other complete

We were complete people before we embarked on our journey, but together we are happiest.

My desire to dominate you is instinctive.

My desire to be dominant is who I am, but the skills are not necessarily instinctive.

It is not to degrade you nor is it degrading to you because you are secure in being totally feminine.

Degradation can be hot within the confines of our understanding, regardless of gender. Arbitrary gender stereotypes and gender-societal roles are not applicable to everyone on this Earth.

We each recognize and accept our worth, and our need for someone to trust and fulfill our needs. You are sure, strong and proud in your womanhood.

You are sure, strong, and proud in your personhood.

You do not submit as acceptance of inferiority, but from strength and passion.

You submit to me for your own reasons and not others, whether it be from a place of inferiority or a place of supreme strength, or a mix of all.

You expect a man to stand strong and be a man.

You expect a person to behave as they say they will, with integrity and honor.

You desire and flourish in the strength and control of a man.

You are happy under my authority.

In return you present control of your body, unqualified trust and honesty, and the faithfulness of your heart. You submit because I have earned your trust.

You submit in our relationship because it fulfills a need in both of us to do so.

Because I have opened my heart and soul to you.

I have been as honest as I have said I will be, and you reciprocated with trust.

Because I have listened to your words with my ears and heart and have learned to anticipate your needs and emotions.

Because we use effective communication and discourage romantic, ineffective, coy guessing games, our trust has strengthened over time.

And because I have proved worthy in your eyes, you have given me the only true treasure of life: you have given me dominance over you.

Because I have behaved as I said I would and you have as well, we have found a happiness and enjoyment in our authority-based dynamic.

What you give is not abnormal, but pure, natural and the rarest gift a woman could give a man.

The position you have accepted in our relationship structure is your choice and will not be worshiped nor exalted, but appreciated and understood.

You have given me complete and unshakable assurance of your commitment to me.

You do not put me on a pedestal, but accept that I am human and will make mistakes, and still trust me with your life.

Your submissiveness is a magnificent gift and sacred responsibility.

Your submissiveness is most likely a personality trait, possibly something inborn. I appreciate you sharing it with me, but I will not treat it as the Holy Grail.

I accept this from you with humility and joy.

I accept your submission.

I understand the rarity and purity of this gift.

I appreciate it.

I recognize it is your body and soul, your heart and mind.

I recognize that your ass is mine.

I dominate you only because you have allowed it.

I dominate you because that is how we relate to each other.

I dominate only because you have allowed me to and when I see your body kneel before me, in my mind and heart you are raised above all other women, and all the treasures of the earth.

I dominate you because that is how we most effectively relate to each other. This does not make either of us super special snowflakes of the most sparkly kind.

What you give freely can not in reality be bought

I could buy a slave, but it is highly illegal and I don’t want to become Bubba’s bitch.

12 thoughts on “I Fixed it For Ya

  1. Terrific edits! I like your version much better. I was really cracking up at the last one, and the “your ass is mine” part.

  2. Your version is much less ‘rainbows and butterflies’ and therefore rejected by the 50 Shades of Bullshit crowd- which, I suspect, is the majority of the K&P followers.

    • Yeah, I realize that I have a very limited target demographic. Any wonder 90% of my local community thinks I’m a dangerous meaniehead? This is a group of people that think 50 shades is awesome reading and that contracts can legally save your ass in court when you face kidnapping and assault charges…

      I apparently lack the rainbow and glitterfart gland. Have any to spare?

  3. I like your edits much better. And every time you tell me about the latest FL drama, I’m glad I suck at social media.

  4. Awwww! *pouts* It’s very funny and I understand where you are coming from, Historia, but…

    Srsly, I find all that very hot, always have. The whole big strong man who will cherish and degrade me both, smack me around and yet protect me, he’s all uber-special and super-strong, superior to me in all ways (yeah, I said that, sorry, it’s hawt for me and it has to be him and he has to be male, it can’t work for me any other way)…

    That’s my kink. Such as it is.


    I don’t find the “we’re equal, we just choose to do it this way” hot to think about at *all*. Even though it’s the reality.

    Boooo! lol

    Still funny, and all, I get it, just…

    Yeah. My kink is considered stoooooopid. 😦 So what if he slaps my face and my tits! So what if I wear a collar and kneel at his feet, so?

    I’m not as cool as the Kool Kids because I have to believe he’s superior and a “Man” and all that. For it to be hawt and fulfilling for *me*. 😦

    I feel like that actor I saw in a documentary about homosexuality in film, I cannot remember his name. Anyway, all these other gay folks were just trashing the way gay men were portrayed in the earlier part of the last century, what was termed “sissyboys”. They were very disparaging about the sissyboys, how degrading it was for all gays, how wonderful it was that you never see them anymore, etc. Then this one gay actor said (bravely, I thought) that he *liked* the sissyboys. He found them appealing and attractive. He related to them! And his face while he said this…makes me want to cry!

    Because he looked ashamed about himself. Like the interviewer was going to say, “WHAT? You LIKE that terrible portrayal of gay men? What the hell is wrong with you?”

    Makes me sad. I mean, he can’t help what he finds exciting.

    Just like I know that my “kink” is looked at askance. Even though I felt this way long before Shades of Grey. For instance, I loved the Gor books, I thought that was so terribly exciting, that *all* women were slaves, that *all* men were dom (well for the most part, lol).

    Yeah, the books are awful but I didn’t care, I just thought it was beyond exciting.

    But to say that to anyone who considers themselves “truly” BDSMers or to vanillas, or pretty much to anybody (except the people who try to live Gor 24/7 and I don’t get that, either, but whatever floats their boat) is inviting scorn.

    I’m not good enough for one group and I’m not good enough for the other, either.

    Bah. 😦 Still funny, I’m not knocking what you wrote, it’s funny, just…

    I wish my “kink” wasn’t so put down. By pretty much everyone, it feels. Even the vanillas reading Shades of Grey (and I didn’t care for it, I found it rather boring and couldn’t finish the second book) but even the women reading it, if you suggest really doing anything close to that, they say “ewwwwww!”

    No help there, lol.

    • I didn’t set about to disparage your kink, Amber, Really truly. I’m not one for the “natural order” philosophy, but I’m not in a place to look down on it, either.

      There is no place in my post that I indicated Owner and property are equal. In fact, I say they are inequal. 🙂 That’s what my dynamic runs on, quite well, I believe.

      I don’t fit in very well, anywhere, and this is something I have come to accept about my life.

      For the record, I believe N is superior to me. I have no qualms about others who feel the same way for their Owners. The fact that He can hit me when He wants is yummy, and natural. You aren’t so alone.

      Hope your upcoming weekend goes well!

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